I felt that they should be able to set the rules in their respective rooms:
Jake's Rules for his Room
- Don't take away a train when someone's playing with it.
- Don't rip the Thomas and Mr Men and Little Miss books.
- Don't break up the track.
- Don't interrupt a story.
- Be gentle with the lego.
- Don't rust the trains, and don't scratch people.
- Don't jump on the bed.
- Be careful when you wind up the sling bridge; it might break.
- Don't come in when I have privacy.
- I like tickling, and stop when I want you to stop.
Ella's Rules for her Room
- Don't jump on the bed, pillow and doona.
- Don't interrupt my books and don't break my boxes.
- I like tickling, but stop when I have had enough.
- Mummy and Daddy are the bosses of the house.
- No biting, slapping, or hitting.
- When you finish your food, bring your plate to the kitchen bench.
- Use an inside voice.
- No TV on school mornings.
- Children must brush teeth and get into pyjamas before getting "bedtime choices".
- All family members must support the Collingwood Football club, or leave home.
- You get what you get, and you don't get upset.
- Remember to put out the bins on Thursday nights.
- Full participation is expected during Shabbat blessings, and this includes guests.
- Don't waste water; the farmers need it.
- A quick game's a good game.
- The house must be tidy before the cleaner comes to clean.
- Obsessions, such as martial arts, patchwork quilting, trains and fairies are to be tolerated, nay, respected.
- Tickle the mickle is the preferred format for tickling.
1 comment:
I'm as baffled by rule 13 as I was when I was a kid. My mum always insisted we clean up before the cleaner comes, but I always felt that made her job redundant. Do I fix the pipes before the plumber comes? (He'd still charge a mint, I'm sure).
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