Three things that my children have learned

Just for fun I asked my son, who has just started school, what three things he has learned at school.  Jake's (very definite) response:

1. Respect,
2. Sport, "and finally:"
3. Italian.

I then asked a similar question of my daughter, who has recently commenced kindergarten.  Ella's reply:

1. How to draw,
2. That [another child] is not my friend, and
3. That I do not know how to draw.